Category: 90s Nostalgia

Your Disney Movie Bracket Questions Answered

Dear Becca, I’m excited about A Very Disney Movie Bracket but I need more information. You basically explained nothing in the last post. I mean, it was funny, but kind of light on details. Love, Everyone Fair enough.

100 Posts and The Reason I’ll Never Be a Knee Model

My mom HATES this story. And as a parent now I get why she hates it. She was going above and beyond as a mother; I was being kind of clumsy, and then I proceed to blame her for my Read more…

What the Spice Girls Taught Me About Parenting Toddlers

The Spice Girls song "Wannabe" wasn't about relationships or friendships. It was about interacting with a toddler.

This morning at 4:30am I finally realized what the Spice Girls song “Wannabe” is really all about. And this epiphany, along with the fact that I was up with my 1 year old who had lost ALL of her chill Read more…

Zetus Lapetus, I STILL Want to Be Zenon

I still want to be Zenon

Did I watch Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century again recently? Yes. As a grown adult do I still kind of want to be Zenon? Yes. Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century Recap If you were a teenage girl in Read more…

A Farewell to AIM: Thanks for the Memories, AOL Instant Messenger!

It’s the end of an era. An era that truthfully I didn’t realize was still going on until last week, but still the end of an era. AOL Instant Messenger, affectionately, AIM, will be shutting down on December 15, 2017.

I Can’t Get a Tattoo Because of Jonathan Taylor Thomas

I’m 98.5% certain that I’ll never get a tattoo and it has nothing to do with my opinion of them on other people (because my opinion of other people’s bodies doesn’t matter one iota, but for the record – I Read more…

Entrepreneurial Schemes and Dollar Store Dreams

Figurines and Fiscal Responsibility Growing up there was no greater bastion of fake grownup independence than The Dollar Store. Filled with bouncy balls, tiny figurines that would immediately be lost between the car seats, and 14,000 glitter stickers that could Read more…

What the French Call Les Incompetents

Home Alone is one of the greatest cinematic achievements of our time. (Not up for debate.) So when Glen and I overslept last Friday, the morning I was supposed to take him and the kids to the airport, it was kind Read more…